Introducing...

So here we have it, the long-awaited, much anticipated travel blog. Introducing Piggy1, the leader of this expedition by virtue of having a sense of direction (and being rather domineering), and Piggy2, our resident connoisseur with her senses keen and her head in the clouds.

Together they escape the monotonous rut they'd found themselves in and plot a temporary escape. The plan: to cycle through France, sample the country's world famous produce, enjoy the open air and puzzle a few locals. The reality: *yawn* logistics, tight budgets, foreign bureaucracy...

Fear not, we will spare you every boring detail and save your attention for the occasional wave of inspired ramblings¹.

As we begin our adventures in England I suppose one should say "Tally ho!".

¹ WARNING: may contain details that some readers might find boring.